Guess what day it is?! You got it! Sanctimonial Sunday! Which… you’ve probably never heard of, mostly because I just made it up just now. The basic premise of this is that Christianity is delightful and whimsical, and why not draw bad comics that are delightful and whimsical in honor of God on Sundays?

Also, for all you critics out there who are saying, “But, the adjective ‘sanctimonial’ is classified as archaic and ‘sanctimonious’ is now the correct adjective to use!” Well. I’m Roman Catholic. We do things old school around here.