This comic is personally dedicated to the drunk sorority girls who ruined the first half of the out-of-state college football game that I went to by having these conversations in really loud and whiny voices that completely covered the announcer’s voice.

On another note, thank you for distracting the drunk guys and for luring them out of the stadium for the second half. I really appreciate your self-sacrifice and the lack of puking that would have otherwise been inevitable.